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Qns and answers:
1. Vellathil aliyunna pooveth? - Shampoo
2. Navu kond irapidikkunna jeevi? - L.I.C agent
3. 2 varshathil kooduthal garbhakalamulla jeevi? - TV serialile sthree
4. Malayala bhashayude maathav? - renjini haridas(idea star singer)
5. Olinjirunn ira pidikkunna jeevi? - highway Police
6. Thullal prasthanathinte upanjathav? Rimi tomy
Adutha class nale....
Sangalpikuga... if Achumama, Pinarayi, Kodiyeri,Sudhakaran, M.A Baby& U r going in a boat, boat marinjupoyal Aru rekshapedum?
Guess?
"KERALAM" .
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My marriage is Fixed with fousiya,
BSc(NSG), Age 23, ALAPPUZHA. Engagement on Dec 21st,
call u later.
Ente Frnd Ayachatha, Njan Pokano..?
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Congrajulation's
2008Le KarshakaSri award announced.
And the winner is U.
"Kalimannil chedi mathramalla mudiyum valarum ennu theliyichathinu"
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Oru veetil randaal undaayirunnu. Oruthante per 'nee loose' mattavante per 'njan loose'
Orunal, nee loose purathupoyi.
ippol veettil aaranullath..?
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Koya:aayuss koodan endu venam
Dr: oru "vivaham kazhikkanam"
Koya:"vivaham kazhichal" aayuss vardhikumo...?
Dr:illa..."ennal ee aagraham kramene illadakum..."
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Rathriyil Parambil irunu appiyidunna koranodu
Janmi:Aarathu?
koran:Njaana thambra.
Janmi:korano?
Koran:venda thambra
Koranda,njan mannittu
Moodikkolam...!
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Achan:Examil jayichalum thotalum ninaku njan bike vangitarum! Son:wow!That's rocking dad...
Achan:Jayichal PULSAR 180,
Thotal M80,poyi meen vittu jeevicho...
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Teacher:pustha
kam vangiyo?
Stnd:Adakka vitt
itt m
anga.....!
Teacher:"fees
Adacho?
Stnd:"manga
vittittu adakka!"
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'Hellooo Mr.Perera, I am Wilfred Franzis Dizuza, Thankalude kayyil dharalam SMSukal undennarinju, Athil kure enik ayachuthannal pakaram, Swarna biscuttukal kayatividam. Athalla patikananu bhavamengil nale rathri ningal suryane kanila..ormayirikkatæ
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Bussil ninnu irangia Nambuthiri bussinte adiyil nokunnathu kandu
Kili:"Enthanu nokunnathu?
Nmbry:"Nom padi kayaran neram cherippu ivide Ittirunnu".
**************
Nilavulla rathriyil
arum kaanathe
ninneyum kettippidichu
njan lokhatthodu
vilichu parayum....
"KALLANE PIDICHEYYY..!!
Odi vaayo!......
**************
Pand Pand
oru raajaav undayirunnu
epol illa.
chath poyi.
Paavam alle..?
**************
Ente veetil current poyi. Oru mis call cheyyo., mobile avidaya irikkunath annariyana. Plz its urgent pls ..
**************
Ningal fridgil chaari nilkumpol fridge enthu vicharikum.?
'Cool inside fool outside'
ningal computer-nu munpil irikumpol comp.Enthu vicharikum.?'Intel inside mentel outside'
ningal methayil kidakumpol metha enthu vicharikum.? 'Panji akathum kanji purathum...!" Have a nice day
**************
Athimohamanu mone dinesha athimoham., ente inboxil msg ayachu nirakyum vare ninte phonil balance undagum enna vijaram,athu thettanennu thonnumbol ne va .......
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Simple story
Oru
vidhyaalayathil sundhariyaya
oru
teacher
undaayirunnu
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
ippol retired aayi..!
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Doctors, cinima pidichaal.,
eg;
1, Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu.
2, Oru ECG diary kuripp
3, meerayude CTyum muthuvinte X-Rayum
4, Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne njaanum
5, ayal BP edukukayaan
6, MBBS penninu MD payyan
7, sister marude shradhayk
8, nert ariyan MRI
9, syringe Madhavan
10, BDS MOOSA
11, compouder raman
12, meenathil surgery
13, parakkum gulika
14,sister vannu vilichapol (A)
15, The mortury.(horror).
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Aanungal idathu kayyilum pennungal valathu kayyilum watch kettunnath enthinanu?
?
samayam ariyan!
**************
Lokhathaadhyamaai, under wear mathram dharich bhahirakasha sancharam nadathiyathaar...?
Luttappi..
Not the point,4 psc.
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Ningalude veettil kothuku shalyam kooduthulano?
Engil Kothukine kollaan noothanamaya oru vazhi itha:
1. Kothukine jeevanode pidikkuka.
2. Athine kattilil kidathi chirakukal ningalude randu kaalukal kondu chavitti pidikkuka.
3. Kothukinte vayattil melle ikkiliyiduka.
4. Appol kothuku chirikkanayi va thurakkum.
5. Oru teaspoon poison athinte vaayilekku ozhikkuka. Athode kothuku close.!
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Love is like a pant.. but friendship is like a jetty..because pant keeririyalum jetty manam kakkum...so u are my best jetty...
**************
Colgate vechu pallu veluppikko..... Pepsodent vechu pallinu balam nalko..... babul vechu fresh akoo...... ennittum vrithiyayillenkil ponnu mone Harpic use cheyyoo.......
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"Ningalude mukam ennennum sundaravum Thilakkamullathum aakano?
Then apply....
Apex Ultima !! Paayale vida, Poopale vida,Ennanekum vida...."
**************
Sambar'um Rasa'um vethyasam?
Srdr:Sambar kootiyal rasam kittum,Rasam kootiyal Sambar kittilla..!
**************
Mega offr..
1 chakka thinnal 25 chola free..
1 chola thinnal 25 kuru free..
Oru kuru thinnal pudiya ring ton free..
**************
"2009 BUMBER OFFER!"
ente phone recharge cheyyu
sammanam
nedooo....
Bumber sammanam
Ennodopam
dinner.....
Athum
"NINGALUDE VEETTIL......"
Vegamagate.....!!
**************
Phonil veendum anarthangal .
Avasanm panikare kandu.
Rashi vechu nokki.
Pariharam ayi 10 mandanmarku msg Ayakan paranju .ninne njan engne Ozhivakum ..
**************
Wife: njan ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal endhu tharum
Hus:oru cheriya undhu tharum
**************
Jappanil kallanmare kandupidikkan ulla yantram konduvannu. Jappanil 10 minitinullil 900 pereyum, USA-il 800 pereyum Chaina yil 1000 pereyum pidichu. Indiayil konduvanna yantram 5 minitinullil aaro adichumatti..!!
Be proud of an +INDIAN+
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Saturday, May 15, 2010
GREETINGS
.*.
,:'*':,
,:;¤*¤;:,
,:;;¤*¤;;:,
,:;;;¤*¤;;;:,
][
"ADVANCE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
HAPPY NEW YEAR-2011"
'.'HAI '.''.' '.'Night'.'is'.' a'.'
'.'nice'.'gift'.'
'.'so'.'open'.'
'.'the '.'gift'.'
'.'by'.' closing'.'
'.'ur'.' eyes'.'
'.'u'.' will'.' c'.'
'.'the'.'another'.' '.'world'.'waiting '.'for'.'u...'.' '.'
Enjoy'.' it'.' with'.' '.'sweet'.' .'dreams'..':-)Gud nyt
l)('',)____//\_
]""""""""""""[
Ayyo urangiyo? Onnu enitte
..... ('.')
?) _/)'(\_
]"""< <"""[
Nalla kutti,Ini kidanno
Gudni8 & sweet dreams,.
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,G"
*,,*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,D''
*,,M''
O"
*,R''
*,*,N''
*,*,*,,I''
*,,*,*,*,,N''
*,,*,*,*,*,,G".
%"""\_G_/"""%
%___/"O"\___%
%"""\_O_/"""%
%___/"D"\___%
%"""\_M_/"""%
%___/"O"\___%
%"""\_R_/"""%
%___/"N"\___%
%"""\_G_/"""%
Have a Nice Day.
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,G"
*,,*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,D''
*,,M''
O"
*,R''
*,*,N''
*,*,*,,I''
*,,*,*,*,,N''
*,,*,*,*,*,,G".
.*"""*.
-. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/ oru gud ni8 parayan vittatha onnum cheyyathe thirike vidanam ...
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
Göõd ñÎGht
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸..
MY DEA
R
SWEAT
DEAREST
BEST
LOVABLE
MEMORABLE
FRIEND
gd n8 swt dms. advance gd mng,aftnoon,evng,n8 swt dms.TAKE CARE SEE YOU BYE
FROM
A
LOVING
CARING
REMEMBERING
FRIEND
**************
Akaashath minni Thilangunna 1000 ' STAR ' ennodu parayunnu" GOOD NIGHT ".Bhoomiyil minni thilangunna ee Oreyoru 'STAR' ninnodu parayunnu: "GUD NIGHT"
**************
A GΔΔD mesg 4a GΔΔD persn frm a GΔΔD heart 4 a GΔΔD Reason at a GΔΔD time on a GΔΔD day in a GΔΔD mood to say
"GΔΔD NIGHT"
Have a
"GØØD DREAM".
**************
N,-- N/ ,-- N,-- N, --.
N '-. / N /-- /--N /--'N
--N' 'N- '-N- 'N-- /N N Well
Go to Edit and Delete all "N" & See my message....
**************
The four Blessed ways to live:
1, Look back & Thank ALLAH,
2, Look forward & Trust ALLAH,
3, Look around & Serve ALLAH,
4, Look within & Find ALLAH.Hv a niz day
**************
G !"""\/'"""!
U ! !\/! ORNING
D !__! !__!
!""! !"'"!
! >< AVE
!__! !__!
/\
/ - NICE
/_/"\_\
!'"""-_
! () )AY
! ___-
**************
Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in in the heart
and sets after death.
**************
Morning is a special gift
from ?ALLAH? after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING.
**************
Good ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' morning.... ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' Sweet ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' dreamz ,~.
**************
Life has no pause butons!
Dreams have no expiry date!
Time has no holiday!
So dont waste a single moment in ur life..
gd morng..
**************
Puli urangumbol nammal puliye unarthiyalum
Nammal urangumbol Puli nammale unarthiyalum preshnam namuku thanne
So, Don't disturb ME!
I'm going 2 sleep
Good night
**************
Start a ,:*"*;,
,:*"*;, *;%,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ Newday..
With
A
Clean
HEART.
No tears..
No fear..
No worry..
Be happy..
"GOOD mrng"
**************
Keypad
locked
press
unlock and
then *
Now press *
Keypad
active
1message
received
opening
message
* Gud ni8 *
(((swt dreams)))
**************
Stars r Switched ON. Sun is switched OFF. Black Sky is ON & Blu sky went OUT.
So a beautiful Nit is waiting 4 YOU.
Hve a nice SLEEP. "gud nit dear frnd"
**************
,:'*':,
,:;¤*¤;:,
,:;;¤*¤;;:,
,:;;;¤*¤;;;:,
][
"ADVANCE
MERRY CHRISTMAS
&
HAPPY NEW YEAR-2011"
'.'HAI '.''.' '.'Night'.'is'.' a'.'
'.'nice'.'gift'.'
'.'so'.'open'.'
'.'the '.'gift'.'
'.'by'.' closing'.'
'.'ur'.' eyes'.'
'.'u'.' will'.' c'.'
'.'the'.'another'.' '.'world'.'waiting '.'for'.'u...'.' '.'
Enjoy'.' it'.' with'.' '.'sweet'.' .'dreams'..':-)Gud nyt
l)('',)____//\_
]""""""""""""[
Ayyo urangiyo? Onnu enitte
..... ('.')
?) _/)'(\_
]"""< <"""[
Nalla kutti,Ini kidanno
Gudni8 & sweet dreams,.
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,G"
*,,*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,D''
*,,M''
O"
*,R''
*,*,N''
*,*,*,,I''
*,,*,*,*,,N''
*,,*,*,*,*,,G".
%"""\_G_/"""%
%___/"O"\___%
%"""\_O_/"""%
%___/"D"\___%
%"""\_M_/"""%
%___/"O"\___%
%"""\_R_/"""%
%___/"N"\___%
%"""\_G_/"""%
Have a Nice Day.
*,,*,,*,,*,,*,,G"
*,,*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,*,,O''
*,,*,,D''
*,,M''
O"
*,R''
*,*,N''
*,*,*,,I''
*,,*,*,*,,N''
*,,*,*,*,*,,G".
.*"""*.
-. @ ,'>
_.*"".-'..,)
.-" . ' - ._,.-"
""/,,,,/"
/,,,,/ oru gud ni8 parayan vittatha onnum cheyyathe thirike vidanam ...
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸
Göõd ñÎGht
•.¸¸.•♥´¨`♥•.¸..
MY DEA
R
SWEAT
DEAREST
BEST
LOVABLE
MEMORABLE
FRIEND
gd n8 swt dms. advance gd mng,aftnoon,evng,n8 swt dms.TAKE CARE SEE YOU BYE
FROM
A
LOVING
CARING
REMEMBERING
FRIEND
**************
Akaashath minni Thilangunna 1000 ' STAR ' ennodu parayunnu" GOOD NIGHT ".Bhoomiyil minni thilangunna ee Oreyoru 'STAR' ninnodu parayunnu: "GUD NIGHT"
**************
A GΔΔD mesg 4a GΔΔD persn frm a GΔΔD heart 4 a GΔΔD Reason at a GΔΔD time on a GΔΔD day in a GΔΔD mood to say
"GΔΔD NIGHT"
Have a
"GØØD DREAM".
**************
N,-- N/ ,-- N,-- N, --.
N '-. / N /-- /--N /--'N
--N' 'N- '-N- 'N-- /N N Well
Go to Edit and Delete all "N" & See my message....
**************
The four Blessed ways to live:
1, Look back & Thank ALLAH,
2, Look forward & Trust ALLAH,
3, Look around & Serve ALLAH,
4, Look within & Find ALLAH.Hv a niz day
**************
G !"""\/'"""!
U ! !\/! ORNING
D !__! !__!
!""! !"'"!
! >< AVE
!__! !__!
/\
/ - NICE
/_/"\_\
!'"""-_
! () )AY
! ___-
**************
Keep the lamp of friendship
burning with oil of Love,
because Sun rises in the east
and set in the west
but the Friendship rises in in the heart
and sets after death.
**************
Morning is a special gift
from ?ALLAH? after a restful sleep,
its a new chance 2do better & try again
where we failed b4.
ENJOY GOOD MORNING.
**************
Good ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' morning.... ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' Sweet ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' ,~' dreamz ,~.
**************
Life has no pause butons!
Dreams have no expiry date!
Time has no holiday!
So dont waste a single moment in ur life..
gd morng..
**************
Puli urangumbol nammal puliye unarthiyalum
Nammal urangumbol Puli nammale unarthiyalum preshnam namuku thanne
So, Don't disturb ME!
I'm going 2 sleep
Good night
**************
Start a ,:*"*;,
,:*"*;, *;%,*;
*; %,*; __)(__
__)(__ Newday..
With
A
Clean
HEART.
No tears..
No fear..
No worry..
Be happy..
"GOOD mrng"
**************
Keypad
locked
press
unlock and
then *
Now press *
Keypad
active
1message
received
opening
message
* Gud ni8 *
(((swt dreams)))
**************
Stars r Switched ON. Sun is switched OFF. Black Sky is ON & Blu sky went OUT.
So a beautiful Nit is waiting 4 YOU.
Hve a nice SLEEP. "gud nit dear frnd"
**************
INSULT
Enthu Chodhichalum,
Alla
Alla
Ennu
Parayunna
Kure Viddikalundu Nammude
Lokathu,
Neeyum Angane
Aano ?
Parayu.
Aano?
**************
Nilavulla rathriyil nakshatrangal enny kidakkumbol atiloru nakshatram ninne nokki parayum?..
"Njangaleyenkilum veruthe vittude, Vaynokki..."!
**************
Koorakooriruttu! Aro varunnundu. Najan kannu pothi,chevi pothi,vaya pothi. Ennittum njan nine thiricharinju. Karanam njan ente MOOK pothiyirunnilla..!!
**************
Lokathile kududhal mandhabudhikalum S.M.S nokkunnath
thalla viral
konddaanu.........
viral maattenda njan aarodum parayilla....
**************
Sathyamayum neeyoru
sathya sandhananu..
Sathyamalle?
Engane manasilayennalle?
Aa mukhathu
nokkiyal ariyam
Karanam..
Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamanu!
**************
Puli urangumbol nee puliye unarthiyalum, nee urangumbol Puli ninne unarthiyalum, pani ninak thanne.
**************
Paisa vallathum venamenkil ennodu chodikkanam keto......,
"illannu parayaan enikkoru naanavumilla.."
**************
Ninne varnikkan moonnu English vakukal mathi
Wave,Net,Fire
Wave means Ala
Net means Vala
Fire means Thee
Ala+Vala+Thee=
ALAVALATHEE.
**************
Oru karyam chodikkunnu, answer "Yes or No "Ennu mathram parayuka* sathyam parayane please..*
Ninte veettil ullavarkku , ninakku 'VATTULLA' Karyam ariyumo???
**************
Ente punchiri nee kavarnneduthu.
Njan ethirthilla.
Ente hridayavum nee kayyadakki.
Enikku parathi illaayirunnu.
Oduvil ente manassum Nee keezhadaki Apol Polum Enik Ninnod Sneham Mathramayirunu Pakshe
evideyan ente shaddi. Athenkilu enikk thirich thannude !
**************
Alla
Alla
Ennu
Parayunna
Kure Viddikalundu Nammude
Lokathu,
Neeyum Angane
Aano ?
Parayu.
Aano?
**************
Nilavulla rathriyil nakshatrangal enny kidakkumbol atiloru nakshatram ninne nokki parayum?..
"Njangaleyenkilum veruthe vittude, Vaynokki..."!
**************
Koorakooriruttu! Aro varunnundu. Najan kannu pothi,chevi pothi,vaya pothi. Ennittum njan nine thiricharinju. Karanam njan ente MOOK pothiyirunnilla..!!
**************
Lokathile kududhal mandhabudhikalum S.M.S nokkunnath
thalla viral
konddaanu.........
viral maattenda njan aarodum parayilla....
**************
Sathyamayum neeyoru
sathya sandhananu..
Sathyamalle?
Engane manasilayennalle?
Aa mukhathu
nokkiyal ariyam
Karanam..
Sathyathinte mukham ennum vikruthamanu!
**************
Puli urangumbol nee puliye unarthiyalum, nee urangumbol Puli ninne unarthiyalum, pani ninak thanne.
**************
Paisa vallathum venamenkil ennodu chodikkanam keto......,
"illannu parayaan enikkoru naanavumilla.."
**************
Ninne varnikkan moonnu English vakukal mathi
Wave,Net,Fire
Wave means Ala
Net means Vala
Fire means Thee
Ala+Vala+Thee=
ALAVALATHEE.
**************
Oru karyam chodikkunnu, answer "Yes or No "Ennu mathram parayuka* sathyam parayane please..*
Ninte veettil ullavarkku , ninakku 'VATTULLA' Karyam ariyumo???
**************
Ente punchiri nee kavarnneduthu.
Njan ethirthilla.
Ente hridayavum nee kayyadakki.
Enikku parathi illaayirunnu.
Oduvil ente manassum Nee keezhadaki Apol Polum Enik Ninnod Sneham Mathramayirunu Pakshe
evideyan ente shaddi. Athenkilu enikk thirich thannude !
**************
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
COMEDY
Comedy
The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" message
in ur
mobile....
" D D D".
arodum parayanda..!
**************
Ninaku 1 kutti undakumbol 1 vaazha nadanam
Ninak randamathe kutti undakumbol adutha vaazha nadanam
But,
athoru vaazha krishi aakkaruth.!
**************
Yestrday
she
Called
Me,
Avalorupadu
Karanju,
Avalkku
Enne
Marakan
Vayathre,
njan paranju,
Nee
Ellam
Marakkanam
bcoz
Nee
Innu
abhishek bachantae wife anu.
**************
Flash news:IDEAL School bus marinju 25 perku parikku,Bikil pokunna NIZARine kaanan ellavarum valathu vashathekku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam ennu kuttiyadi police report
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Interesting Indian cricketers names..
Ravi shas3
Mahendra Singh 2ni
100Rav Ganguly
Sachin 10Dulkar
VVS 1,00,000Man
6.P.Singh
Mun1/2 Patel.
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Njan marichu swargathil chennapol albudakaramaya kaycha kandu. Ne Aishwaryarai yuda kuda dance cheyyunnu. Eniku sangadam vannu. Njan daivathod chodichu endu punyam chaidittanu avanu ingane oru bagyam koduthad. Daivam paranju adu Aishwarya raikulla shikshayanu.
WHAT A PUNISHMENT ! ! !
**************
Swargathil
ellavarkkum oro
clockundu.
Athu nammal
paapam
cheyyumbol
karangum.
Ningalude clock avaripol
FAN aayi use
cheyukaya..,....,.
***********
Eniyum oru janmamundenkil "NINNEPPOLE" oru friendine ellavarkum kittan njan prarthikkum. Enthina njan mathram ee "KURISHU" chumakkunnadu, ellavarum chumakatte.
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njammale 'MALAPuRAM' 'TV'yil munthiya sinimakal.
Mon-Puayapla Pennine kondoyi(Dilwale Dulhaniya le jayenge),
Tue-Enthokayo aavunnu(kuch kuch hota hai)
Wed-Chelapo santhosam Chelapo Besamam(kabi khushi kabi gham)
Thu-Onnum mundanda(kuch na kaho)
Fri-njammale nikkah kayiko?(Mujse Shadi Karogi?)
Sat-njammal nigale aara?(Hum Apke Hai Kaun)
Sun-ijji illengil(tum bin)
**************
Cheytha papangal theeruvan ee manthram 1000 times cholluka.
'East or West
¤NIZARKA ¤ is d Best'
ee sms peru matti ayachu ini oru papam kodi cheyyanda..ketto;
**************
Surveyku vanna
Officer: Kakkoosundo?
Ammuma: Undallo
Officer: kinarundo?
Ammuma: Mon chennirunno avide pipe undu!
**************
Difference b/w bus & cycle
bus varum pokum pakshe busstand avide thanne kanum.
Cycle varum pokum pakshe cyclestandum koodethanne kanum!
**************
Aniyan: Amme kinattil oru eli veenu
Amma: Aa elipetti kinattilitto.
Ramu: Venda. Namukku poochaye kinattil idam.
Achan: Aarum pedikkanda. Njan kinattil visham kalakiyittnd....!
**************
Oru bus
Idukkiyil ninnum thekkadiyilekku pokunnu.
Palathinu thazhe kulichukondirunna pennine kandappol cleaner: idukki thekkadi.......... Idukki thekkadi...... Idukki thekkadi
penkutti: ninte ammayodu poyi parayada... @€,=&¥_, idukkee thekkan.
**************
Ente dukham niranja kadha parayatte?
"Glamaju swa kwajla mlaky shrlu nla jrabla wlamru rlangu jinja."
Manasilayilla alle!
Ente dukham aarkum manassilavilla.
**************
Today is Veerappan's 3rd Death Aaniversery,In His memory,Please forward this sms to atleast 1 Local kallan or Local kalli....I have done my job!
**************
Oraal pappadam vilkunna penninodu:
Oru kettu Pappadam ethraRoopaya?
Women:10Roopa
man:"Arakkettu"
kodukkumo?
6 roopa taram
women: ...%*@*€*¥*....
**************
Bruce Lee's Favourite
veg:Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl:Diwa-Lee
Player:Bret-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
**************
Pandu pandoru rajavundayirunnu
Pakshe ipol illa.... Marichupoyi.... Pavam alle???
**************
Do u knw d full form of these chocolates..?
KITKAT= Kiss In Time Kiss At Time..
DAIRYMILK = Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly 4a Long Kiss..
PERK= Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss..
MUNCH= Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.
So,
think b4 giving chocolate 2 any 1..
**************
"ALASATHA aanu manushyante shathru"
-Jawaharlal Nehru
"Nammude shathrukkale nammal snehikkuka"
-Gandhiji
Alla nee para, Nammal aaru paranjathu kelkanam?
**************
"Swandam mobile recharg cheyum mumb thante sahodarante mobile recharg cheyunnadu vare ningal aarum paripoorna recharjukar avilla [IDEA,BSNL, muthafaqun alaihi]
~ITALY~
**************
The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" message
in ur
mobile....
" D D D".
arodum parayanda..!
**************
Ninaku 1 kutti undakumbol 1 vaazha nadanam
Ninak randamathe kutti undakumbol adutha vaazha nadanam
But,
athoru vaazha krishi aakkaruth.!
**************
Yestrday
she
Called
Me,
Avalorupadu
Karanju,
Avalkku
Enne
Marakan
Vayathre,
njan paranju,
Nee
Ellam
Marakkanam
bcoz
Nee
Innu
abhishek bachantae wife anu.
**************
Flash news:IDEAL School bus marinju 25 perku parikku,Bikil pokunna NIZARine kaanan ellavarum valathu vashathekku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam ennu kuttiyadi police report
**************
Interesting Indian cricketers names..
Ravi shas3
Mahendra Singh 2ni
100Rav Ganguly
Sachin 10Dulkar
VVS 1,00,000Man
6.P.Singh
Mun1/2 Patel.
**************
Njan marichu swargathil chennapol albudakaramaya kaycha kandu. Ne Aishwaryarai yuda kuda dance cheyyunnu. Eniku sangadam vannu. Njan daivathod chodichu endu punyam chaidittanu avanu ingane oru bagyam koduthad. Daivam paranju adu Aishwarya raikulla shikshayanu.
WHAT A PUNISHMENT ! ! !
**************
Swargathil
ellavarkkum oro
clockundu.
Athu nammal
paapam
cheyyumbol
karangum.
Ningalude clock avaripol
FAN aayi use
cheyukaya..,....,.
***********
Eniyum oru janmamundenkil "NINNEPPOLE" oru friendine ellavarkum kittan njan prarthikkum. Enthina njan mathram ee "KURISHU" chumakkunnadu, ellavarum chumakatte.
**************
njammale 'MALAPuRAM' 'TV'yil munthiya sinimakal.
Mon-Puayapla Pennine kondoyi(Dilwale Dulhaniya le jayenge),
Tue-Enthokayo aavunnu(kuch kuch hota hai)
Wed-Chelapo santhosam Chelapo Besamam(kabi khushi kabi gham)
Thu-Onnum mundanda(kuch na kaho)
Fri-njammale nikkah kayiko?(Mujse Shadi Karogi?)
Sat-njammal nigale aara?(Hum Apke Hai Kaun)
Sun-ijji illengil(tum bin)
**************
Cheytha papangal theeruvan ee manthram 1000 times cholluka.
'East or West
¤NIZARKA ¤ is d Best'
ee sms peru matti ayachu ini oru papam kodi cheyyanda..ketto;
**************
Surveyku vanna
Officer: Kakkoosundo?
Ammuma: Undallo
Officer: kinarundo?
Ammuma: Mon chennirunno avide pipe undu!
**************
Difference b/w bus & cycle
bus varum pokum pakshe busstand avide thanne kanum.
Cycle varum pokum pakshe cyclestandum koodethanne kanum!
**************
Aniyan: Amme kinattil oru eli veenu
Amma: Aa elipetti kinattilitto.
Ramu: Venda. Namukku poochaye kinattil idam.
Achan: Aarum pedikkanda. Njan kinattil visham kalakiyittnd....!
**************
Oru bus
Idukkiyil ninnum thekkadiyilekku pokunnu.
Palathinu thazhe kulichukondirunna pennine kandappol cleaner: idukki thekkadi.......... Idukki thekkadi...... Idukki thekkadi
penkutti: ninte ammayodu poyi parayada... @€,=&¥_, idukkee thekkan.
**************
Ente dukham niranja kadha parayatte?
"Glamaju swa kwajla mlaky shrlu nla jrabla wlamru rlangu jinja."
Manasilayilla alle!
Ente dukham aarkum manassilavilla.
**************
Today is Veerappan's 3rd Death Aaniversery,In His memory,Please forward this sms to atleast 1 Local kallan or Local kalli....I have done my job!
**************
Oraal pappadam vilkunna penninodu:
Oru kettu Pappadam ethraRoopaya?
Women:10Roopa
man:"Arakkettu"
kodukkumo?
6 roopa taram
women: ...%*@*€*¥*....
**************
Bruce Lee's Favourite
veg:Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl:Diwa-Lee
Player:Bret-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
**************
Pandu pandoru rajavundayirunnu
Pakshe ipol illa.... Marichupoyi.... Pavam alle???
**************
Do u knw d full form of these chocolates..?
KITKAT= Kiss In Time Kiss At Time..
DAIRYMILK = Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly 4a Long Kiss..
PERK= Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss..
MUNCH= Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.
So,
think b4 giving chocolate 2 any 1..
**************
"ALASATHA aanu manushyante shathru"
-Jawaharlal Nehru
"Nammude shathrukkale nammal snehikkuka"
-Gandhiji
Alla nee para, Nammal aaru paranjathu kelkanam?
**************
"Swandam mobile recharg cheyum mumb thante sahodarante mobile recharg cheyunnadu vare ningal aarum paripoorna recharjukar avilla [IDEA,BSNL, muthafaqun alaihi]
~ITALY~
**************
FRIENDSHIP
Ne enne orkuvan vendi alla njan ninaku ee msg ayachathu,
Pakaram Innum njan ninne marannittilla ennu parayuvan vendiyaanu...... ...
Oru nal love fndshipnodu chodichu: njan e lokathullapol nee enthina? Fndship chirichu kondu paranju: nee kannuneer nalki pokunidathu "PUNCHIRI NALKAN"
"FRIENDSHIP"
Ithoke veruthe alle.....?
Kure kaalam kazhiyumbol nammude souhrdavum avasanikkum.
Annu ente ormayil nee undakumo ennu koodi enikkariyilla.
Nee enne nokki chirichal polum njan ninne nokki chirikkilla.
Nee enne vilichal njan vili kelkkilla, ninne onnu nokkuka polumilla.
Appol ninaku ennodu deshyam thonnumo?
"Annu ente kannukal ennennekkumayi adanjirikkum. Pinne enganeya njan......
FRIEND BOOK
Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Pet name:
Fav.food:
Fav.hero:
Fav.heroin:
Fav colour:
Fav song:
Best friend:
Lover: ,pls fill it and send me back
Love is a postCARD
Life is a visiting CARD
Wife is a memoryCARD
Lover is a invitation CARD
But,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD
Keep it safe...!
Urangan pokunnathinu munpu nee enne orkkan vendi mathramalla e msg..,
urakkathileku pokunnathinu munpu njan ninne orthirikunnu ennu ariyikuvan koodiyanu
Gd 98.....
* a rose indicate
i love u.
*a smile indicate
i like u.
* a tears indicate
i miss u.
but
*a message indicate
i remember u always
Puthiya pookal vidarumbol, orikal vasantham sammanicha pazhaya poovine marakaruth Vadiyathanenkilum orikkal suganthamulla poovayirunnu athum..
Sumtimes
I forget
to ask
'are u ok?'
Sumtimes
I even
miss to say
Hi!
But
it
doesn't
mean
that I
forgot u..
I'm just
lazy like u...!;-)
Fish said to water
: you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.
Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.
That?s FRIENSHIP
When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly
So never break friendship.
Friendship
"The best school is life"
"The best teacher is experience"
"The best book is nature"
"The best temple is heart
&
"THE BEST FRIEND is U"
*
I want
to live
long life.!
Not
in the
world..!
Just
in your
Heart
As
a
best
"Friend"
**************
.
"EE Lokam namukk panku vekkam, Athil aakasham eniku swantham athile nakshathrangal Ninakku swantham, Suryane eniku venam suryaprakasham nee edutho, Kadalukal eniku venam athile thirakal ninaku swantham,
Ee bhumi ninaku tharaam pakshe...
athile 'NINNE' eniku venam....
.
"EE Lokam namukk panku vekkam, Athil aakasham eniku swantham athile nakshathrangal Ninakku swantham, Suryane eniku venam suryaprakasham nee edutho, Kadalukal eniku venam athile thirakal ninaku swantham,
Ee bhumi ninaku tharaam pakshe...
athile 'NINNE' eniku venam....
**************
Orikal Rajumon Ennode chothichu ee Lokath Orikilum Kulikathathayi Arundennu.... Da ennitum njan ninte Peru parajilla.
" ATHALLEDA FRIENDSHIP ! "
**************
Ne Chirichal-RING TONE
Ne Deshyappettal-VIBRATING
Ne Thummiyaal-SMS
Nin Kannukal Niranjaal-BATTERY DOWN
Enne Maranal SWICH OFF
**************
FRND BOOK
Name:
Age:
Place:
B'day:
Fav.food:
Fav.Film:
Fav.Hero:
Fav.Heroin:
Fav.song:
Fav.colour:
Close frnd:
Lvr.name:
**************
You r in a dark röom,full of vibrating walls,covering with pure blood. dont worry!
you r in safe place ...
its My Heart.
**************
" aarude
swapnamanu
neeyum njhanum ,
aarudethayalum
orikkalum
unaraathirikkate
aa aal ."
've a nyz dy
**************
Ente phone MOTOROLAYIL idichu SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythirikunu. Dr NOKIA paranju sangathi serious anu SMS vendi varum,So please send S M S.
**************
SMOKING=
1minute kick!!
DRINKING=
1hour kick!!
CENEMA=
1day kick!!
LOVING=
1year kick!!
"FRIEND SHIP"=
Life long kick!!
*
Friendship has got many layerslike an onion. even if u want to remove any 1 layer,u will have tears in ur eye. Thats the power of friendship.
**************
Sneham
Ariyaathe Pokunna Jeevitham Nashttam Mathramaanu....!
But...!
Athilum Nashattamaanu Snehikunnavare Ariyaathe Pokunnathu...!
**************
M A."Padichalum
B A."Padichalum
N A."Marakkarthe..
**************
1 Heart Loving U
2 Eyes Looking U
6 Senses Missing U
24 HoursThinking about U
7 Days Messaging U
100 Years I need U as my SWEET friend.
**************
"7" is great number.
Because seven colours make RAINBOW.
Seven swara makes MUSIC.
Seven day make a WEEK.
and seven letters make "FRIENDS".
**************
I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
**************
( ? "LOVE" ? ) a Swt Poison. ( ? "Lover" ? ) a Honey Poison. ( ? "Wife" ? ) a Slow Poison BUT ( ?"FRIEND" ? ) Good Medicin 4 all Poisons.
**************
The ball can escape from bat,
The rat can escape from cat,
But u cannot escape from MY HEART U R always my good fried.
**************
Friends are like sketch pens -
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but u will need me some day
to complete your picture.
**************
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from heart.
**************
Hey...
U r Under Arrest
its illegal
to b so sweet
so I arrest u 4 Life time in d lockup of my heart as a cute friend..
No Arguments!;-)
Case closed!
**************
"ENNUM ninne orthirikkum. .ennum ninne ninachirikum oru nalil
marannirikkum aa nalil najan
"maricirikkum"
only on your best {FRIEND}
**************
Sumtimes U Mis Me, Sumtimes I also..Sumtimes U Hurt Me,Sumtimes I too.Sumtimes U SMS Me,Sumtimes I too.Sumtimes U 4get Me, Thats d Only Thing I nvr do...
**************
In my eyes I see a 'friend, In my thought I feel a 'friend', In my sleep I dream of a 'friend', In my heart I keep a "GOODFRIEND"Like 'U'
**************
Feeling
of
love
+
Moment
of
caring
+
Small
small
sharing
+
Kutti
Kutti
fights
+
2b
2gether
in
pains,
Creates
The
Wonder
called
"FRIENDSHIP".
**************
Eniyum varum orupadu samvalasarangal ormikkan oru padu muhoorthagal... Marakkan oru padu nimishangal.., snehavum .. Dukkavum panku vekkan oru padu kootukar.... Ennalum marakkaruth ee kochu kootukarne...
**************
Few relations in earth never die;want u know what it is?Read again. F=few R=relations I=in E=earth N=never D=die.
**************
No life
without love
No Answer
without question...
No Rain
without cloud...
No Friendship
with out
"Y"
"O"
"U"
**************
Adhyam nammal kandu.
_athu ente yogam!
pinne parichayappettu.
_ente thalavidhi!
Pinne nammal mindi.
_ente grahapizha!
Pinne nalla koottukarayi.
_athu ente
mujjanma papam!
Ennalum enikku ninne ish ttamanu.
_athu ente kashttakaalam!
churikkiparajal 'varanullathu vazhiyil thangilla!!
**************
Heart never hate BLOOD.
Fish never hate WATER.
Flower never hate HONEY.
Earth
Pakaram Innum njan ninne marannittilla ennu parayuvan vendiyaanu...... ...
Oru nal love fndshipnodu chodichu: njan e lokathullapol nee enthina? Fndship chirichu kondu paranju: nee kannuneer nalki pokunidathu "PUNCHIRI NALKAN"
"FRIENDSHIP"
Ithoke veruthe alle.....?
Kure kaalam kazhiyumbol nammude souhrdavum avasanikkum.
Annu ente ormayil nee undakumo ennu koodi enikkariyilla.
Nee enne nokki chirichal polum njan ninne nokki chirikkilla.
Nee enne vilichal njan vili kelkkilla, ninne onnu nokkuka polumilla.
Appol ninaku ennodu deshyam thonnumo?
"Annu ente kannukal ennennekkumayi adanjirikkum. Pinne enganeya njan......
FRIEND BOOK
Name:
Age:
Birthday:
Pet name:
Fav.food:
Fav.hero:
Fav.heroin:
Fav colour:
Fav song:
Best friend:
Lover: ,pls fill it and send me back
Love is a postCARD
Life is a visiting CARD
Wife is a memoryCARD
Lover is a invitation CARD
But,FRIENDSHIP is a ration CARD
Keep it safe...!
Urangan pokunnathinu munpu nee enne orkkan vendi mathramalla e msg..,
urakkathileku pokunnathinu munpu njan ninne orthirikunnu ennu ariyikuvan koodiyanu
Gd 98.....
* a rose indicate
i love u.
*a smile indicate
i like u.
* a tears indicate
i miss u.
but
*a message indicate
i remember u always
Puthiya pookal vidarumbol, orikal vasantham sammanicha pazhaya poovine marakaruth Vadiyathanenkilum orikkal suganthamulla poovayirunnu athum..
Sumtimes
I forget
to ask
'are u ok?'
Sumtimes
I even
miss to say
Hi!
But
it
doesn't
mean
that I
forgot u..
I'm just
lazy like u...!;-)
Fish said to water
: you wont see my tears,
because I am in the water.
Water replied: But, I can feel your
tears because you are in my heart.
That?s FRIENSHIP
When
clouds
breaks
rain fall.
When
coconut
breaks
water falls.
When
luv
breaks
tears falls.
But wen
friendshp
breaks
life falls completly
So never break friendship.
Friendship
"The best school is life"
"The best teacher is experience"
"The best book is nature"
"The best temple is heart
&
"THE BEST FRIEND is U"
*
I want
to live
long life.!
Not
in the
world..!
Just
in your
Heart
As
a
best
"Friend"
**************
.
"EE Lokam namukk panku vekkam, Athil aakasham eniku swantham athile nakshathrangal Ninakku swantham, Suryane eniku venam suryaprakasham nee edutho, Kadalukal eniku venam athile thirakal ninaku swantham,
Ee bhumi ninaku tharaam pakshe...
athile 'NINNE' eniku venam....
.
"EE Lokam namukk panku vekkam, Athil aakasham eniku swantham athile nakshathrangal Ninakku swantham, Suryane eniku venam suryaprakasham nee edutho, Kadalukal eniku venam athile thirakal ninaku swantham,
Ee bhumi ninaku tharaam pakshe...
athile 'NINNE' eniku venam....
**************
Orikal Rajumon Ennode chothichu ee Lokath Orikilum Kulikathathayi Arundennu.... Da ennitum njan ninte Peru parajilla.
" ATHALLEDA FRIENDSHIP ! "
**************
Ne Chirichal-RING TONE
Ne Deshyappettal-VIBRATING
Ne Thummiyaal-SMS
Nin Kannukal Niranjaal-BATTERY DOWN
Enne Maranal SWICH OFF
**************
FRND BOOK
Name:
Age:
Place:
B'day:
Fav.food:
Fav.Film:
Fav.Hero:
Fav.Heroin:
Fav.song:
Fav.colour:
Close frnd:
Lvr.name:
**************
You r in a dark röom,full of vibrating walls,covering with pure blood. dont worry!
you r in safe place ...
its My Heart.
**************
" aarude
swapnamanu
neeyum njhanum ,
aarudethayalum
orikkalum
unaraathirikkate
aa aal ."
've a nyz dy
**************
Ente phone MOTOROLAYIL idichu SAMSUNG nagarile LG Hospitalil admit cheythirikunu. Dr NOKIA paranju sangathi serious anu SMS vendi varum,So please send S M S.
**************
SMOKING=
1minute kick!!
DRINKING=
1hour kick!!
CENEMA=
1day kick!!
LOVING=
1year kick!!
"FRIEND SHIP"=
Life long kick!!
*
Friendship has got many layerslike an onion. even if u want to remove any 1 layer,u will have tears in ur eye. Thats the power of friendship.
**************
Sneham
Ariyaathe Pokunna Jeevitham Nashttam Mathramaanu....!
But...!
Athilum Nashattamaanu Snehikunnavare Ariyaathe Pokunnathu...!
**************
M A."Padichalum
B A."Padichalum
N A."Marakkarthe..
**************
1 Heart Loving U
2 Eyes Looking U
6 Senses Missing U
24 HoursThinking about U
7 Days Messaging U
100 Years I need U as my SWEET friend.
**************
"7" is great number.
Because seven colours make RAINBOW.
Seven swara makes MUSIC.
Seven day make a WEEK.
and seven letters make "FRIENDS".
**************
I wanna keep3 things: . .
The SUN
The MOON
&
My friends
Sun 4 daytime
Moon for night time &
U.My dear friend 4 LIFETIME
**************
( ? "LOVE" ? ) a Swt Poison. ( ? "Lover" ? ) a Honey Poison. ( ? "Wife" ? ) a Slow Poison BUT ( ?"FRIEND" ? ) Good Medicin 4 all Poisons.
**************
The ball can escape from bat,
The rat can escape from cat,
But u cannot escape from MY HEART U R always my good fried.
**************
Friends are like sketch pens -
they color your lives.
I may be not your favorite color
but u will need me some day
to complete your picture.
**************
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from heart.
**************
Hey...
U r Under Arrest
its illegal
to b so sweet
so I arrest u 4 Life time in d lockup of my heart as a cute friend..
No Arguments!;-)
Case closed!
**************
"ENNUM ninne orthirikkum. .ennum ninne ninachirikum oru nalil
marannirikkum aa nalil najan
"maricirikkum"
only on your best {FRIEND}
**************
Sumtimes U Mis Me, Sumtimes I also..Sumtimes U Hurt Me,Sumtimes I too.Sumtimes U SMS Me,Sumtimes I too.Sumtimes U 4get Me, Thats d Only Thing I nvr do...
**************
In my eyes I see a 'friend, In my thought I feel a 'friend', In my sleep I dream of a 'friend', In my heart I keep a "GOODFRIEND"Like 'U'
**************
Feeling
of
love
+
Moment
of
caring
+
Small
small
sharing
+
Kutti
Kutti
fights
+
2b
2gether
in
pains,
Creates
The
Wonder
called
"FRIENDSHIP".
**************
Eniyum varum orupadu samvalasarangal ormikkan oru padu muhoorthagal... Marakkan oru padu nimishangal.., snehavum .. Dukkavum panku vekkan oru padu kootukar.... Ennalum marakkaruth ee kochu kootukarne...
**************
Few relations in earth never die;want u know what it is?Read again. F=few R=relations I=in E=earth N=never D=die.
**************
No life
without love
No Answer
without question...
No Rain
without cloud...
No Friendship
with out
"Y"
"O"
"U"
**************
Adhyam nammal kandu.
_athu ente yogam!
pinne parichayappettu.
_ente thalavidhi!
Pinne nammal mindi.
_ente grahapizha!
Pinne nalla koottukarayi.
_athu ente
mujjanma papam!
Ennalum enikku ninne ish ttamanu.
_athu ente kashttakaalam!
churikkiparajal 'varanullathu vazhiyil thangilla!!
**************
Heart never hate BLOOD.
Fish never hate WATER.
Flower never hate HONEY.
Earth
Wednesday, July 15, 2009
Sardar jokes
'UnSahikable Question'
Sardar: ari idikkumbol, kelkunna shabdam uralil ninno., atho ulalakkayil ninno..?
Njan:(sardarinte kavilath onn potticha shesham) ippol undaya shabdam, ente kayyil ninno.., atho.. ninte kavilil ninno..?
2,
Sardar: ari idikkumbol, kelkunna shabdam uralil ninno., atho ulalakkayil ninno..?
Njan:(sardarinte kavilath onn potticha shesham) ippol undaya shabdam, ente kayyil ninno.., atho.. ninte kavilil ninno..?
2,
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