COMEDY 2

FREE P.S.C exam coaching....
Qns and answers:
1. Vellathil aliyunna pooveth? - Shampoo
2. Navu kond irapidikkunna jeevi? - L.I.C agent
3. 2 varshathil kooduthal garbhakalamulla jeevi? - TV serialile sthree
4. Malayala bhashayude maathav? - renjini haridas(idea star singer)
5. Olinjirunn ira pidikkunna jeevi? - highway Police
6. Thullal prasthanathinte upanjathav? Rimi tomy

Adutha class nale....




Sangalpikuga... if Achumama, Pinarayi, Kodiyeri,Sudhakaran, M.A Baby& U r going in a boat, boat marinjupoyal Aru rekshapedum?

Guess?











"KERALAM" .

**************

My marriage is Fixed with fousiya,
BSc(NSG), Age 23, ALAPPUZHA. Engagement on Dec 21st,
call u later.












Ente Frnd Ayachatha, Njan Pokano..?


**************

Congrajulation's
2008Le KarshakaSri award announced.
And the winner is U.

"Kalimannil chedi mathramalla mudiyum valarum ennu theliyichathinu"


**************

Oru veetil randaal undaayirunnu. Oruthante per 'nee loose' mattavante per 'njan loose'
Orunal, nee loose purathupoyi.

ippol veettil aaranullath..?



**************

Koya:aayuss koodan endu venam
Dr: oru "vivaham kazhikkanam"
Koya:"vivaham kazhichal" aayuss vardhikumo...?
Dr:illa..."ennal ee aagraham kramene illadakum..."

**************

Rathriyil Parambil irunu appiyidunna koranodu
Janmi:Aarathu?
koran:Njaana thambra.
Janmi:korano?
Koran:venda thambra
Koranda,njan mannittu
Moodikkolam...!


**************

Achan:Examil jayichalum thotalum ninaku njan bike vangitarum! Son:wow!That's rocking dad...
Achan:Jayichal PULSAR 180,
Thotal M80,poyi meen vittu jeevicho...

**************

Teacher:pustha
kam vangiyo?
Stnd:Adakka vitt
itt m

anga.....!
Teacher:"fees
Adacho?
Stnd:"manga
vittittu adakka!"

**************

'Hellooo Mr.Perera, I am Wilfred Franzis Dizuza, Thankalude kayyil dharalam SMSukal undennarinju, Athil kure enik ayachuthannal pakaram, Swarna biscuttukal kayatividam. Athalla patikananu bhavamengil nale rathri ningal suryane kanila..ormayirikkatæ

**************

Bussil ninnu irangia Nambuthiri bussinte adiyil nokunnathu kandu
Kili:"Enthanu nokunnathu?
Nmbry:"Nom padi kayaran neram cherippu ivide Ittirunnu".

**************

Nilavulla rathriyil

arum kaanathe

ninneyum kettippidichu

njan lokhatthodu

vilichu parayum....



"KALLANE PIDICHEYYY..!!
Odi vaayo!......

**************

Pand Pand
oru raajaav undayirunnu










epol illa.
chath poyi.
Paavam alle..?

**************

Ente veetil current poyi. Oru mis call cheyyo., mobile avidaya irikkunath annariyana. Plz its urgent pls ..

**************

Ningal fridgil chaari nilkumpol fridge enthu vicharikum.?
'Cool inside fool outside'
ningal computer-nu munpil irikumpol comp.Enthu vicharikum.?'Intel inside mentel outside'
ningal methayil kidakumpol metha enthu vicharikum.? 'Panji akathum kanji purathum...!" Have a nice day


**************

Athimohamanu mone dinesha athimoham., ente inboxil msg ayachu nirakyum vare ninte phonil balance undagum enna vijaram,athu thettanennu thonnumbol ne va .......

**************

Simple story
Oru
vidhyaalayathil sundhariyaya
oru
teacher
undaayirunnu
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

.

.


ippol retired aayi..!

**************

Doctors, cinima pidichaal.,
eg;
1, Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu.
2, Oru ECG diary kuripp
3, meerayude CTyum muthuvinte X-Rayum
4, Vasanthiyum aidsum pinne njaanum
5, ayal BP edukukayaan
6, MBBS penninu MD payyan
7, sister marude shradhayk
8, nert ariyan MRI
9, syringe Madhavan
10, BDS MOOSA
11, compouder raman
12, meenathil surgery
13, parakkum gulika
14,sister vannu vilichapol (A)
15, The mortury.(horror).


**************

Aanungal idathu kayyilum pennungal valathu kayyilum watch kettunnath enthinanu?
?
samayam ariyan!

**************

Lokhathaadhyamaai, under wear mathram dharich bhahirakasha sancharam nadathiyathaar...?








Luttappi..
Not the point,4 psc.

**************

Ningalude veettil kothuku shalyam kooduthulano?
Engil Kothukine kollaan noothanamaya oru vazhi itha:

1. Kothukine jeevanode pidikkuka.

2. Athine kattilil kidathi chirakukal ningalude randu kaalukal kondu chavitti pidikkuka.

3. Kothukinte vayattil melle ikkiliyiduka.

4. Appol kothuku chirikkanayi va thurakkum.

5. Oru teaspoon poison athinte vaayilekku ozhikkuka. Athode kothuku close.!



**************

Love is like a pant.. but friendship is like a jetty..because pant keeririyalum jetty manam kakkum...so u are my best jetty...

**************

Colgate vechu pallu veluppikko..... Pepsodent vechu pallinu balam nalko..... babul vechu fresh akoo...... ennittum vrithiyayillenkil ponnu mone Harpic use cheyyoo.......

**************

"Ningalude mukam ennennum sundaravum Thilakkamullathum aakano?








Then apply....






Apex Ultima !! Paayale vida, Poopale vida,Ennanekum vida...."

**************

Sambar'um Rasa'um vethyasam?
Srdr:Sambar kootiyal rasam kittum,Rasam kootiyal Sambar kittilla..!

**************

Mega offr..
1 chakka thinnal 25 chola free..
1 chola thinnal 25 kuru free..
Oru kuru thinnal pudiya ring ton free..

**************

"2009 BUMBER OFFER!"
ente phone recharge cheyyu
sammanam
nedooo....
Bumber sammanam
Ennodopam
dinner.....
Athum
"NINGALUDE VEETTIL......"
Vegamagate.....!!

**************

Phonil veendum anarthangal .
Avasanm panikare kandu.
Rashi vechu nokki.
Pariharam ayi 10 mandanmarku msg Ayakan paranju .ninne njan engne Ozhivakum ..

**************

Wife: njan ettavum valiya parvathathinte mukalil kayariyal endhu tharum
Hus:oru cheriya undhu tharum

**************

Jappanil kallanmare kandupidikkan ulla yantram konduvannu. Jappanil 10 minitinullil 900 pereyum, USA-il 800 pereyum Chaina yil 1000 pereyum pidichu. Indiayil konduvanna yantram 5 minitinullil aaro adichumatti..!!

Be proud of an +INDIAN+

**************