Comedy
The first time in India, we are introducing a "3D" message
in ur
mobile....
" D D D".
arodum parayanda..!
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Ninaku 1 kutti undakumbol 1 vaazha nadanam
Ninak randamathe kutti undakumbol adutha vaazha nadanam
But,
athoru vaazha krishi aakkaruth.!
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Yestrday
she
Called
Me,
Avalorupadu
Karanju,
Avalkku
Enne
Marakan
Vayathre,
njan paranju,
Nee
Ellam
Marakkanam
bcoz
Nee
Innu
abhishek bachantae wife anu.
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Flash news:IDEAL School bus marinju 25 perku parikku,Bikil pokunna NIZARine kaanan ellavarum valathu vashathekku neengiyathaanu apakada kaaranam ennu kuttiyadi police report
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Interesting Indian cricketers names..
Ravi shas3
Mahendra Singh 2ni
100Rav Ganguly
Sachin 10Dulkar
VVS 1,00,000Man
6.P.Singh
Mun1/2 Patel.
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Njan marichu swargathil chennapol albudakaramaya kaycha kandu. Ne Aishwaryarai yuda kuda dance cheyyunnu. Eniku sangadam vannu. Njan daivathod chodichu endu punyam chaidittanu avanu ingane oru bagyam koduthad. Daivam paranju adu Aishwarya raikulla shikshayanu.
WHAT A PUNISHMENT ! ! !
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Swargathil
ellavarkkum oro
clockundu.
Athu nammal
paapam
cheyyumbol
karangum.
Ningalude clock avaripol
FAN aayi use
cheyukaya..,....,.
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Eniyum oru janmamundenkil "NINNEPPOLE" oru friendine ellavarkum kittan njan prarthikkum. Enthina njan mathram ee "KURISHU" chumakkunnadu, ellavarum chumakatte.
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njammale 'MALAPuRAM' 'TV'yil munthiya sinimakal.
Mon-Puayapla Pennine kondoyi(Dilwale Dulhaniya le jayenge),
Tue-Enthokayo aavunnu(kuch kuch hota hai)
Wed-Chelapo santhosam Chelapo Besamam(kabi khushi kabi gham)
Thu-Onnum mundanda(kuch na kaho)
Fri-njammale nikkah kayiko?(Mujse Shadi Karogi?)
Sat-njammal nigale aara?(Hum Apke Hai Kaun)
Sun-ijji illengil(tum bin)
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Cheytha papangal theeruvan ee manthram 1000 times cholluka.
'East or West
¤NIZARKA ¤ is d Best'
ee sms peru matti ayachu ini oru papam kodi cheyyanda..ketto;
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Surveyku vanna
Officer: Kakkoosundo?
Ammuma: Undallo
Officer: kinarundo?
Ammuma: Mon chennirunno avide pipe undu!
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Difference b/w bus & cycle
bus varum pokum pakshe busstand avide thanne kanum.
Cycle varum pokum pakshe cyclestandum koodethanne kanum!
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Aniyan: Amme kinattil oru eli veenu
Amma: Aa elipetti kinattilitto.
Ramu: Venda. Namukku poochaye kinattil idam.
Achan: Aarum pedikkanda. Njan kinattil visham kalakiyittnd....!
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Oru bus
Idukkiyil ninnum thekkadiyilekku pokunnu.
Palathinu thazhe kulichukondirunna pennine kandappol cleaner: idukki thekkadi.......... Idukki thekkadi...... Idukki thekkadi
penkutti: ninte ammayodu poyi parayada... @€,=&¥_, idukkee thekkan.
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Ente dukham niranja kadha parayatte?
"Glamaju swa kwajla mlaky shrlu nla jrabla wlamru rlangu jinja."
Manasilayilla alle!
Ente dukham aarkum manassilavilla.
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Today is Veerappan's 3rd Death Aaniversery,In His memory,Please forward this sms to atleast 1 Local kallan or Local kalli....I have done my job!
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Oraal pappadam vilkunna penninodu:
Oru kettu Pappadam ethraRoopaya?
Women:10Roopa
man:"Arakkettu"
kodukkumo?
6 roopa taram
women: ...%*@*€*¥*....
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Bruce Lee's Favourite
veg:Thakka-Lee
Breakfast:Id-Lee
Festvl:Diwa-Lee
Player:Bret-Lee
Animal:Pal-Lee
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Pandu pandoru rajavundayirunnu
Pakshe ipol illa.... Marichupoyi.... Pavam alle???
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Do u knw d full form of these chocolates..?
KITKAT= Kiss In Time Kiss At Time..
DAIRYMILK = Darling Always I Remember You, Meet Immediatly 4a Long Kiss..
PERK= Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss..
MUNCH= Meet Urgently Now 4 a Charming Hug.
So,
think b4 giving chocolate 2 any 1..
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"ALASATHA aanu manushyante shathru"
-Jawaharlal Nehru
"Nammude shathrukkale nammal snehikkuka"
-Gandhiji
Alla nee para, Nammal aaru paranjathu kelkanam?
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"Swandam mobile recharg cheyum mumb thante sahodarante mobile recharg cheyunnadu vare ningal aarum paripoorna recharjukar avilla [IDEA,BSNL, muthafaqun alaihi]
~ITALY~
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